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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 12:37
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
America’s Small Businesses Hopeful of Boost From Trump’s Spending Bill - WSJ
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Thumbs down again.
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share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Which daily habits can help you keep a clear and positive mind?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How long before AI can deliver an over-the-shoulder shot of a face in a film?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is Russia’s evacuation of navy ships from Syria a sign of declining influence in the Middle East?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Should the United States help Ukraine against Russia?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Should a male with long hair comb his hair daily?
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors